News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Rainbow Colored Madness

Say hello to the Traveling Trader in his newest annual visit to the Kingdom, bringing us one of his best wares ever, and one of the most criticized; one that is sure to remain in one's memory throughout history. Learn about the newest skill that's causing raves in the mall and trade, bringing us uses for our favorite spleen items.

Merry Crimbo everyone! Enjoy some of your favorite Crimbo treats during the most awaited holiday of KoL. On the first KoL Noel (Crimbo 2003 that is), players said "hello" to a new outfit and something fruity. The following year, many new exciting goodies were given by none other than Uncle Crimbo! New, festive booze also appeared in people's Crimbo stockings. In 2005, Crimbo was a month-long activity when the elves of Crimbo Town went on strike and Uncle Crimbo had to make toys out in his mobile home. Everyone got something to count the days until Crimbo and the whole Kingdom smiled upon the new tiny plastic series.

On October 31, 2006, Uncle Crimbo staged a takeover of Halloween. The terrifying consequences of the event were seen by all when Crimbo 2006 fell on the same day as Halloween in the Kingdom. The player was sent to save Uncle Crimbo from the spell of Linnea, the Scream Queen, going into the past, present, and future of Crimbo to find things he likes.

2006: The reward scheme for the Giant Garbage quest has been made a little more interesting. We also added a bunch of new cooking recipes. Some interesting, some not so interesting -- it all depends on your threshold for finding things interesting, I guess.

Also, all class skills level 4 and under have had their training costs reduced, and the trainer is unlocked after you complete the first Guild challenge. We'll fill in some sort of reward for the third one soon.

2006: The PvP rank bug should be fixed now. Sorry 'bout that.

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